Turtle Shell 4.0 - Waterproof Bluetooth Speaker

We've been there. Your social calendar is as blank as the stare of a bank teller in a country where you don't speak the language, and your outlook on life is about as positive as 20 years hard labor in a Siberian gulag. You think it'll never be sunny again, even when it is, actually, quite sunny outside. Life is meaningless. Have you considered music? It's what saved us. Specifically, portable, powerful, uplifting sounds of joy emanating from the most elegantly rugged of sources, the venerable and venerated- Turtle Shell 4.0 . A Loud Waterproof Bluetooth Speaker Now in its fourth edition, the Turtle Shell produces heavier base and clearer sound without distortion setting it apart from its predecessor. It plays louder, for longer, from further away. We've even improved the waterproofing, so you can literally take this waterproof Bluetooth speaker into the water with you. It floats. No lie. Would we lie? No. Design is Important The Turtle Shell 4.0 saves lives with 360-degree sound from an IPX7 rated polygonal housing that wouldn't look out of place in an interior design magazine - an avant-garde appearance that belies its rugged, dust, shock, and waterproof capabilities. A…